Heard this evening:

Posted by Lessa on November 7, 2005 in family | ∞

TheKids: But I don’t want to clean the living room! Me: No problem. TheKids: Hey! whatcha doin? Me: Getting ready to rearrange furniture TheKids: OH! can we help? Me: Sure – grab that bag over there, and that box, and start *insert CLEANING INSTRUCTIONS here* TheKids: ALRIGHT! Sure thing, mom! Score: TheKids 233212312, Mom 1 […]

AUGH!

Posted by Lessa on November 7, 2005 in rants | ∞

OMFG. I vote we outlaw fucking Mondays. Period. First – I get woken up by one of those stupid automated bill collecting calls that says My Cellular one bill is due on reciept. For those of you playing along at home, you might remember that I CANCELLED my late husband’s cell phone, becuase the fuckers […]

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But ya know what? You also have the right to fuck the hell off. My world does NOT revolve around you. So put on your big person panties, and realize one simple truth:

We are adults. If you find me offensive - then quit fucking finding me.

[Thus ends the 'Behave or ima kick your ASS' portion of this blog.]

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