Smores!

Posted by Lessa on December 27, 2005 in this-n-that | ∞

Testing out our New Papa Gadget! A Hershey’s Smore Maker – the sure fire way to make Lessa happy – she gets the smores she loves, without the camping she hates! WHEE! So. freakin. GOOD!

Proof that Some Mondays are really on Tuesdays.

Posted by Lessa on December 27, 2005 in letters | ∞

Dear Self, When half asleep and letting the dog out, please take note when she refuses to step in a certain area and DO NOT STEP THERE YOURSELF – for that will save you from realizing you just stepped into a very large puddle of dogpuke that is still warm and squishy between the toes […]

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Also - dude. All opinions stated herein these pages are my own, and not those of anyone I might know, or work for. Just in case you think I'm slamming something important, like, oh, say, my work place. Anything that you might think is about you? Well, you might be wrong - but you might right too, and you just might be offended.

But ya know what? You also have the right to fuck the hell off. My world does NOT revolve around you. So put on your big person panties, and realize one simple truth:

We are adults. If you find me offensive - then quit fucking finding me.

[Thus ends the 'Behave or ima kick your ASS' portion of this blog.]

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