I FOUND THE OFF BUTTON!

Posted by Lessa on February 18, 2006 in family, this-n-that | ∞

It’s an often asked question – just WHERE is the Pup’s OFF button?!? Well! at least of a little while today, i FOUND it! Yes indeedy. I got me a birthday gift today – a portable dvd/cd player. Oh how I *heart* new toys! So I was showing it to the pup, and oooooooooh. Off […]

Happy Birthday, my ladybug!

Posted by Lessa on February 18, 2006 in family | ∞

My sweet Ladybug, Well, you already know that you are my mostest favoritest neice ever! And I’d probably say that even if ya wasn’t my only one (blood related, anyway – we all know how your Auntie likes to adopt kiddos!) and even though your momma refused to have you on my birthday too. ONe […]

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I FOUND THE OFF BUTTON!

Happy Birthday, my ladybug!

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