Sunday’s How To:

November 11th, 2007

How to mortify and scar your kids in 3 seconds flat: 

Me: (answers all the puzzles correctly on Wheel of Fortune)

The Boy: Mom! you should go on that show! You’d ROCK IT!

Me: Nah, too much pressure.

The Boy: What do you mean?

Me: All those people and actually being timed and stuff? Nah. I suck under pressure.

(…pause…)

Me: That’s why all the boys love me.

The Boy: ….. MOM! OMG GROOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSS! BAD PICTURE! AAAAAAAAAAHHH!

Me: (smirk)

Posted in NaBloPoMo 2007 | 1 Comment »

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