Tips for Prosperity!

May 19th, 2008

So, remember that book I was given a while back? Yeah? Well!

It’s all common sense, things folks know if they think about it, and just generally boring – and I slogged through it the best I could. Then – much to my eternal amusement, out of nowhere was this little gem hidden in the "Things to avoid" chapter:

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Apparently, among co-signing for people, and a dull marriage, PORN will keep you from prosperity.

I cannot even BEGIN to tell you how much I’ve laughed over this. Now, all of my daily planning pages proudly exclaim "And! I SAW NO PORN! WHOO!"

Except for the days when, you know, I do. *grin*

(even funnier? The book is written by a guy named "Beavis." and he says NO to porn. BWAHAHAHAHAH!)

(I know. I’m awful. But I’m FUN!)

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  • Hey! You!

    Yeah you! All this bullshit I write? Is mine. So keep your hands off, will ya? I'm sure you could totally come up with better shit on your own.

    Also - dude. All opinions stated herein these pages are my own, and not those of anyone I might work for. Just in case you think I'm slamming something important, like, oh, say, my work place. I love my job, my co-workers, and anything that you might think is about you? Well, you might be right. Just remember I show my affection by endless nagging, picking on, laughing, etc. :) We're adults. Well. I am. On the outside.

    [Thus ends the 'Behave or ima kick your ASS' portion of this blog.]

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