Land o'Lessa

-:30 Setting up the post, in hopes that my lil Scooter can keep up with all of this. heh. My desktop computer has been declared DOA, with only a minor chance that my info and data (including all my writing, pictures, etc) can be saved. Cross your fingers, kids. I just ordered new parts to rebuild her. We can rebuild her, right? We have the technology… (I HOPE!) Anyway, that’s what I’ve been doing all day. Now, it’s time for the live show (in 30) and I’ll be cross posting at BigBrotherCraze which is slowly getting more and more stable. I hope to move back there by the end of the week – until then, we’ll hang out here and cross our fingers.

30 minutes to go!

:00 Hello Julie! Just a few days ago, 13 houseguests moved in, and we had a blindside the very first week, and that’s not all that’s new, welcome to BB10! And the live audience goes wild! Previously on big brother…

:02 it’s day 9 inside the BB house, and Brian, the puppetmaster, had his strings cut. He went from controlling the HOH to the chopping block. He faces off against Renny, the Salon owner from NO.

But first, blindsides can’t happen without traitors. We flash back to the POV meeting and Jerry putting Brian up on the block (BOOHISSBOO). Brian tells us his house of cards came tumbling down, he knew after the first sentense of Jerry’s speach. Dan says he’s shocked, his alliance went down in flames. Jerry says that he had to sacrifice Brian to save himself. He and Brian go talk, and Brian finds out that it was Ollie that gathered everyone together to give Jerry the ultimatum. Ollie was giving the word of a preacher’s son, but now they’ll know what that means. And Jerry points out he didn’t wear his military stuff, and Brian tells us he just had to stick to what he had to do, thanks.

:05 Brian and Dan talk in passing, and Dan tells us he never would have thought Ollie would have flipped. Brian goes and talks to ollie in front of Dan, and Ollie denies orchastrating the whole thing. They try to figure out who showed their cards. They point out he had to confirm it. Dan points out he broke his word, he says it was a game where the numbers were against him. Dan tells us that he wouldn’t sacrifice his word for $500k. Ollie says that’s the difference between them. Dan says he’s weaker then they thought, he spilled everything. They realize it was April and Ollie who mastered the flip. Dan says stillettos are the sharpest thing for a reason and Ollie better watch for the second one.

:08 Speaking of Ollie and Apri, they’re smooching and making out in the dark, and Ollie says he doesn’t want to be the guy who falls for the girl and gets screwed, but he can see it happening. Apirl tells us she’s going to use it to her advantage.

:09 April talks to Keesha and Libra and they say they’re solid, and Brian knows they have to be broken up, he knows he has to turn them against one another. Brian talks to Steve and lets him know Ollie and April are really dangerous. Brian says he respects Steven because he didn’t cave to the house. Steve promises to help him out, and tells us that he’s a lot of fun to be around. Brian knows it’d be like pulling an elephant out of a top hat to stay, it’ll get nasty.

:10 commercial!

:13 Welcome back to BB10! Determined to change his fate, he tried a new tactic – one he might describe as charming the socks off his housemates. It’ the puppetshow! WHOO! He tells us he wants everyone to have a great time together, sad that he’s leaving and wanting him to stay. They play the eviction ceremony puppetshow style, including Angie as Julie – and oh so much laughter! It’s still just as funny as it was the first time! HAHAHAH! THE EVEN SHOW APRIL and the “please put your top on, don’t you wanna see mah boobies?” OMG. SO FUNNY.

:16 Inside April and Libra are saying “angie is digging herself a whole” as everyone takes a bow, and Memphis heads to bed. Steve says it sucks he as to go, it won’t be near as funny without him and they need to vote for him. Brian says he has to see how it’ll go, and they start hittng up names and trying to figure out if they could sway the votes needed. Angie and Steven leave, Dan and Brian talk and they mention the seed has been planted.

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So, which one of the houseguests will figure it out first? They’re supposed o be fans of the game, right? They never, ever, EVER show pictures on the memory wall without an ulterior motive… No one’s pointed that out, they’re too excited about the pictures. However, I’ve a sneaking suspicion that we’re seeing something that’ll be used for tonight’s HOH. What do you think?

Good Morning, Hamster Lovers! It’s our first live show day! I’m so EXCITED! AGP has really stepped it up with this cast, and the two shows so far – I’m extremely pleased so far, and can only hope the trend continues.

Hopefully the fact that I woke up to my video card in the desktop taking a dive won’t be a sign… and hopefully I can get it fixed quickly. Till then I’m mobile on the laptop, and trying to do all things on a smaller screen like many other folks. Harumph. At least today is payday, so I can look into the vid card problem.

Enough about that though – the houseguests are up and cleaning, and on inside lockdown. They haven’t been locked in the boiler room – er HOH – as of yet, but it’s likely coming. Things seem to be in order, and it’s most likely going to culminate in Brian’s ouster this evening. LE SIGH.

Don’t forget! Evel Dick fans and those with The Feeds (Have you gotten your 2 week trial yet? WHY NOT?) – tonight is the first of ED’s shows while the show is airing on the east coast. I believe it begins at 4pm BBTime (PST). As unpredictable as Evel Dick is, it’s bound to be a hoot!

I can’t wait for tonight! I’m full of high hopes and excitement, as are the cleaning houseguests. Whoo!

11am BBTime – there’s the HOH Lockdown!

I swear. Somedays it’s not worth getting out of bed. Because when you do? And you turn on Lola the Desktop Diva of computers? She decides she’s tired and doesn’t want to boot up.

At all.

To the tune of “rebuild from the ground up” at all.

With added bonus of “maybe we can recover your data… maybe.”

I wanna cry. Because naturally? I haven’t done a recent backup.

Someone shoot me. *orders parts, with much wailing and gnashing of teeth.*

And, naturally, all hell breaks loose – and not between who you think. We didn’t see the actual fight, but it’s been nothing but aftermath ever since. April started talking behind Keesha’s back and she heard her, and words were thrown, and possibly a pool cue and some water too. I think “stupid little barbie-bitch” is my new favorite put down. Jessie and Memphis are helping fan the flames, Ollie is trying to stay out of it, and Jerry tried to get everyone to calm down.

Apparently all this started because Keesha didn’t want everyone to know why she was talking to Jerry alone – he was helping her convince BB that she needed an enema cuz she hasn’t gone since she got into the house and was in pain. And April was offended when Keesha wouldn’t tell her what the conversation was about, and then it totally exploded and esculated and everything went nuts…

Trust BBDish cappers! They always have the goods!

…and somehow this is all Brian’s fault, because he put Angie up to talking to Keesha, who was actually only giving her an ear, but didn’t promise anything, and then told everyone else what was going on. Michelle was trying to force Keesha to talk to April, April is scared she’s going to get kicked out because she was close to fighting, and… just wow. Here’s some of the aftermath:

Things have calmed down, but still. Looks like there’s little chance for our boy Brian.

Keesha and April just hugged it out.

I can’t wait to watch the “house” implode further after the eviction tomorrow. I would LOVE for Dan or Steven to get HOH. Seriously, the one thing about the past couple seasons that bugs me is the ‘vote with the house or be ousted’ thing. If Dan or Steven doesn’t get HOH, I totally want Angie too, because they’re all dissing her now, and they’d be kissing her ass tomorrow. Haha!

Oh, and Keesha’s lil ‘problem’ is all better too. For the record. Heh.