Hey, guess what?! Redoubt erupted just before midnight Alaska time. Currently the ashcloud is headed north of us – hopefully it’ll continue on that track. We’re fine! don’t panic! I checked the “eruption preparedness list” and discovered I have a non-electric can opener (..number 6 on the list…), so we’re totally golden!
What about numbers 1-5?
Shhhh. Nana probably has that. And I stopped reading after discovering I had number 6!
So – Me and my can opener will be over here watching the pretty sky. Don’t worry! We’ll be fine!
Srsly – don’t worry. It’s really not a big deal. But if you’re worried, you can keep track of things here: http://www.ktuu.com/Global/category.asp?C=159292&nav=menu510_2_2
Just don’t go to KTVA.com, because their late night emergancy reporter? HAS WAY SCARY EYEBROWS! SRSLY! I wanna like.. email him and tell him to FIX THEM OMFG. See?

And what’s worse? is they’ve been recently manscaped? So they no longer have that little curve. I wanna like, reach through the screen and pluck the catepillers off his face. OMG. YEah, stick with KTUU.com. Cuz. AAAAAAAAAAYIIIII! his eyebrows are gonna EAT ME!!!!!
You know me, I like to focus on the important things during a “crisis”.