THIS. is why I love raising teenagers.
So, the pup was in my room when I went to the bathroom, looking for something – and the following conversation occurred…
Me: Get ooooooouuut!
Her: Why, what do you think I’m looking for?
Me: stay outa my porn drawer! (cuz I’m classy, dammit)
Her: I’m not in your porn drawer. I’m looking for something. You said I could try your thingy!
Her: You know – the fuzzy thing that vibrates..
Me: Again. STAY OUTA MY PORN DRAWER.
Me and her sister: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Her: YOU KNOW WHAT I MEANT!
For the record, she meant the slippers that PepperMist got me for Christmas. And? She says they’re not near as fun as they sound.