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		<title>Only in Alaska&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 11 Jun 2011 20:52:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8230;as my mom would say &#8211; We live in Alaska &#8211; we make our own fun! As I was driving my son to work today, we saw a helicopter land in the Stanley Ford lot, pick up some people and take off again. They are apparently giving rides, so we drove over, watched, then I [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8230;as my mom would say &#8211; We live in Alaska &#8211; we make our own fun!</p>
<p>As I was driving my son to work today, we saw a helicopter land in the Stanley Ford lot, pick up some people and take off again. They are apparently giving rides, so we drove over, watched, then I took him to work. That&#8217;s not the funny part though&#8230;</p>
<p>The funny part is this: Picketing in front of the dealership was a man with a sign. I didn&#8217;t manage to get a picture of him, because I just laughed it off. What it said though, was this:</p>
<p>&#8220;Do not shop here! They are disrespectful to employees!&#8221;</p>
<p>I snorted, and said something like &#8220;Welcome to having a job, jackass. Oh, wait, ya probably DON&#8217;T anymore..&#8221; And went on with my life, figuring they&#8217;d shoo him off sooner or later.</p>
<p>Well. They did. Or he left. Or something. Because here we are at the Funkey Monkey for coffee and writing, still giggling at the signs we saw &#8211; and got pictures of! &#8211; on our way through town. Seems Stanley had his own signage ideas&#8230;.</p>
<p><center><a href="http://gonfalon.org/eclat/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/2011-06-11-12.28.41.jpg"><img src="http://gonfalon.org/eclat/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/2011-06-11-12.28.41-300x198.jpg" alt="" title="SAMSUNG" width="300" height="198" class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-2478" /></a><br />
(click to embiggen) </center></p>
<p>They say, front to back:<br />
<strong><br />
<center>&#8220;Help wanted!<br />
Honest, hard working detailer<br />
To replace THIS GUY.&#8221;</center></strong></p>
<p>And I laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed.<br />
God, I love my town.</p>
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