Randomness
So, you all know that I process things through writing about them. And sometimes – I toss them out into the ether just on the off chance the person they’re directed to sees them. They never do, of course, but the writings have gotten me a few interesting and helpful emails. So in the end, […]
Dear CoWorkers:
If one more of you comes up and says some version of this: “I’d love your job! All you do is stand around all day!” Then I cannot be held responsible for shoving your ass into the cardboard baler. Just Tonight: Phototech, Electronics, Cashier, Customer Service Desk, Door Greeter AND I got my shit at […]
I’m a mean Mom!
While watching Rachael Ray today: The Boy: She is SO cute. And watching her show always makes me HUNGRY! Me: Maybe I’ll just go to her site and email her and tell her you think so. The Boy: You wouldn’t DARE! Now tell me – what would YOU do? That’s right – what any good […]
Dear Doxycycl,
Alright. You have all the warning labels. Eat with food. NOT WITH DAIRY. Stop taking vitamins unless it’s been 18 hours (and taking ’em twice a day negates THAT don’t it!) and take with plenty of water. And ditch the antacids TOO. And DON’T for the love of all things holy suffer PROLONG EXPOSURE TO […]
My turn, internets!
Dear Internets, This is Annabelle. I wants you to know that I ain’t stupid, no matter what Ace said! In fact, he’s just a big stupidhead. While he’s all sucking up to mom, I’m busy protecting the whole house from the invasion of the rattle-y beads! They shimmy and shake and make noise and I […]
