…my favorite one yet! *LMAO*

What? I’m just doing what he told me too! I DON’T WANNA BE EATED FIRST!

(mmmmmmmmmmmmbraaaaaaaaaaiiiiiins)

So here’s what I want to know:

Yes, Susan Boyle (..and if you don’t know who she is, you’re living under an internet rock…) is AMAZINGLY talented. She blew the judges and audience away with her rendition of a Les Miserable song (my favorite one, incidentally) on Britain’s Got Talent. Yes she made them all look like asses because they judged her on her “frumpy” looks, and her age. Simon Cowell apparently has a heart and is human, blah de fucking blah.

The real question is this: Would anyone be giving it this much attention, (over 5million hits on youtube, many many appearances, international insta-stardom) if she were the typical 100 pound beauty queen with the same singing capabilities?

Yeah. I didn’t think so. You can tell since everyone is on about her getting a makeover and shit. OMG she wore a touch of leather and a dress with color yesterday! ALERT THE FUCKIN MEDIA! Oh, wait, they’re already there…

Question number two: Is the world populated with judgmental assholes who refuse to look past someones outer being to find inner beauty and talent? And when shocked to find such talent do they immediately seek to force that person into a more traditional “beauty” role?

Absofuckinglutely.

Good on ya, Boyle. Don’t ever change, not for anyone. Keep makin’ ‘em look like the assholes they are.

(And if for some reason you DO live under that internets rock: see here.)

Ok This? gave me the LOLOLOLOLz in a BIG way. I can’t embed it though, so you’ll have to check it out here. Especially if you like to, ya know, mow the lawn. (hahahahahahahahhahahahah!)

Ahem.

Apparently the latest Youtube craze is interpreting songs in ASL – one group called it “redefining how we “hear” music” and some of he resulting videos are really REALLY good. This guy is the best of the best – his latest is Britney Spears ‘If You Seek Amy” – and it’s really good!

And he’s also cute. Heh. He’s done a few other ones too – Womanizer and Rihanna’s Disturbia among them. Check em out – and don’t miss his “why gays shouldn’t marry” too. Ha!

I’m not necessarily a Marilyn Mason fan, but this guy? He could turn me into one. Maybe it’s his introduction, or his commitment to the part, or.. I dunno. But I like it!

Anyway – there’s a lot of other ones out there – check them out! I particularly like Sia’s video for Soon We’ll Be Found – which I think I’ve posted here before. If not, check it out, it’s stunningly beautiful.

Sia | Soon We’ll Be Found from Concord Music Group on Vimeo.

Hey, guess what?! Redoubt erupted just before midnight Alaska time. Currently the ashcloud is headed north of us – hopefully it’ll continue on that track. We’re fine! don’t panic! I checked the “eruption preparedness list” and discovered I have a non-electric can opener (..number 6 on the list…), so we’re totally golden!

What about numbers 1-5?
Shhhh. Nana probably has that. And I stopped reading after discovering I had number 6!

So – Me and my can opener will be over here watching the pretty sky. Don’t worry! We’ll be fine!

Srsly – don’t worry. It’s really not a big deal. But if you’re worried, you can keep track of things here: http://www.ktuu.com/Global/category.asp?C=159292&nav=menu510_2_2

Just don’t go to KTVA.com, because their late night emergancy reporter? HAS WAY SCARY EYEBROWS! SRSLY! I wanna like.. email him and tell him to FIX THEM OMFG. See?

And what’s worse? is they’ve been recently manscaped? So they no longer have that little curve. I wanna like, reach through the screen and pluck the catepillers off his face. OMG. YEah, stick with KTUU.com. Cuz. AAAAAAAAAAYIIIII! his eyebrows are gonna EAT ME!!!!!

You know me, I like to focus on the important things during a “crisis”.