September 15th, 2011

So – the Pup comes home, and tells me that a boy asked her to the dance. Well, that they both kinda asked each other. And that she wants to go. Her first dance, and meeting a boy there.

Then she said “DON’T TELL MY BROTHER”.

Oh REALLY. So I posted it on Facebook instead. Then told her brother. She’s got one of her best friends on speaker phone, and they are discussing this… loudly.

The Pup: Well, HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT? If you had a brother who’s HUGE and MUSCLY and wants to DRIVE YOU TO THE DANCE with his FRIENDS who are JUST AS BIG so they can TERRIFY the guy you LIKE?

….I am laughing, hysterically. and also? kinda terrified…

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September 8th, 2011

Question the First:
the other day at work, someone I went to school with shows up. I don’t recognize his name at first, but we chat and it’s light-hearted and I tease his kids, find out he’s a single dad, just moved back home and in the end – hand off my number so we can catch up sometime.

Text mom – and say ??? Do we know this dude? Realize who it is. Oh. dear. Not a fan in jr high/high school. But it was 20 years ago, so who knows. Did do a quick background check (thanks to mom working where she does) and there are a couple red flags. But…all I said was “gimme a call sometime, we’ll catch up.” He’ll never call.

He called.

I didn’t recognize the number, so didn’t answer, and listened to the message. Apologized for waiting a couple days, said to call back. Nothing big, or anything.

So – do I call him back, and do the old (not)friend catchup thing or not?

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Question the 2nd:

On a scale of 1-10, how desperate does one have to be to sign up for a dating site? Is it really acceptable in today’s society? especially as someone [we wont say who] tends to type better than talk anyway? As frightening as that is when one considers her lack of spelling and grammar skills?

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Answer:
No, I will not delve into the reasons behind the previous post. Let’s just say: It’s been 6 years, what’s another decade or two? The end.

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Question the 3rd:
Hello? Does anyone still even check this thing since I tend to forget it too?

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There is no question 4.

September 2nd, 2011

I’m so stupid.

September 2nd, 2011

APK: you’re packing up the rubber boots? But it’s raining!
Me: fishing season is over! I got winter boots to go out! No room for both..
APK: Ah. Well, you know you should probably Inventory Prep them…
Me: did ya even look at the box? I am so far ahead of you – by two other pallets worth.
APK: oooooooooooh. (sly look) so you’re not as dumb as you look…
me: HEY!
APK: not that such a thing would be possible..
Me: Oh. You. Did. NOT….
APK: (grinning chuckle) sorry – you kinda walked right into that… I shouldn’t a said it.. but it was funny!
Me: mmmmmmmmmhhhhhhhmmmmm.

August 29th, 2011

This was playing at work today – and no lie, one of my Jewelry girls says “Is that Justin Beiber?” I sputtered, then almost spit, and was all “What?! This was sung before he was even a glimmer in his mama’s eyes! It’s from late 80s! 1989, I think!” and she looked at me blankly. And then I spent a couple hours trying to remember Roxette’s name – during which I tried to feel better about the fact that I’m working with BABIES at the store…

Babies who look at you blankly when you mention 1989.

Add to that, a cashier asked me, all so happily:
“MOM! (they all call me mom) Do you have any of you 80s clothes left? They’re back IN!”

Harumph. Do I have any left. LIKE I STOPPED WEARING THEM. *slips on leg warmers and leggins and long t-shirt and POOFS HAIR* Yeah boy!

But mostly – Justin Beiber. REALLY?!?!
[Filed under: The 80s weren't THAT long ago, people! GOSH!]

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