No, no, no. Not MY future date, because you are an idiot. But here’s a little hint so that maybe you’re NOT such an idiot for the NEXT girl.
For the love of god, REMEMBER WHO YOU HAVE MESSAGED ALREADY. Do not message me, text me, then tell me via the original site that you are excited to have my number and will text me later. Especially considering we’ve been texting off and on all day. It’s not brain surgery, you don’t have to be a genius, but it’s common sense.
– Along those same lines – don’t mass message the same thing to every girl in your town, especially as you’ve already called and talked to me, and texted, and DISAPPEARED OFF THE FACE OF THE EARTH without word. I know I can be forgettable, but for crissakes, don’t be an ass – even if you are “a real ass man”, hm? [ETA: Just as I hit publish, this guy messaged me again. And I quote: "Wanna Fuck?" Yes. But not you. KABLOCK.]
And another thing – DO NOT simply message me your phone number and expect me to call/text. Here’s an idea – SAY HELLO. I’m not entirely old fashioned, but I am most certainly not going to do all the work for you.
I may not be the sharpest crayon in the box, but I will not fall for such bullshit. Grow a pair, grow up, and try again.
me – Fine All Alone.