June 24th, 2008

I didn’t see last week’s show, where the contestants nearly wet themselves because they met Martha Stewart. They prepared their own product to market to stores, and Nipa swiped all the cayenne pepper. They presented to 50 food buyers, but in the end, they send Jeffrey home for being too one dimensional with his salt mixture.

This week the contestants have to jump right into the fray as they’re given 60 seconds to create a technique video of food preparation by guest Tyler Florence. They had all sorts of things to use, but many cracked under the time constraint. Kelsey tried to dial it back a bit as the judges keep nagging her about it, and the work paid off as she won the challenge and got her video shown on the Food Network’s front page.

My favorite Food Network guy, Michael Simon, the inner of AMerica’s Next Iron Chef, was the guest member of the selection committee this week, along with Michael LaDuke, from Red Lobster. The winner of the night’s challenge gets to have their dish featured on the Red Lobster menu nationwide. They have too cook for 30 Coast Guard men and women on one of their ships, and will be judged on food and presentation,a s always. Jennifer keeps apologizing for her food and presentations, and I don’t think she possibly can win this because of it. She needs a shot of confidence, that one. Lisa slips and spills soup all over herself, but recovers beautifully and impresses everyone, but it’s Kelsey who is declared the best of the night and wins the challenge.

Jennifer, Nipa, Adam and Aaron are in the bottom four, and they give Jen another chance to gain some confidence, and finally decide that Nipa has to go. She didn’t want to be there, anyway, and says as much in her exit interview. She was far to cocky and know-it-all for this competition, for sure. Bye bye Nipa!

June 3rd, 2008

…I just don’t think it’d understand…

Ahem. Sorry, flashback there. All those of my generation (…how did I get old enough to be able to say that?!) remember Billy Ray Cyrus for his achey breaky heart. Now days, he’s mostly known as Mylie Cyrus/Hanna Montana’s dad, where he’s traded in his mullet for a soul patch. Us reality geeks remember his desperate cry to get his mullet back on Dancing with the Stars, as well – but now he adds Show Host to his resume. That’s right, starting Monday, Nashville Star moves from CMT to NBC as they spend the summer searching for their newest Country star.

The two hour premiere will do what no other show like it has done – take us straight from auditions to the final 12 in one fell swoop – no 3 weeks of painfully bad singers to get through to the cream of the crop. Then, with 90 minute shows every Monday, we’ll drop one at a time until a new Nashville Star is crowned. Jewel, who hosted the show on CMT (….mkay. Hey – did you know she grew up in Alaska? Just a couple hours south of me, in fact. She didn’t used to like to claim us, and upset a lot of folks by canceling all her concerts a few years back, so it’s nice to see Alaska included in her bio now.) returns as a Judge this time around, along with two other J names – Jeffrey Steele (songwriter) and John Rich (Half of the Duo, Big and Rich).

I’d be lying if I said my country loving heart isn’t going pitter patter – this is right up there with Can You Duet in the ranks of “OH! Let’s WATCH!” TBF (the Best Friend) has tried for years to beat the country out of me with many good indie/punk/hard rock tunes – I love them all, but Country… I still *heart* it too… Yes, I know I’m a geek. I’m ok with that.

The question is – are YOU gonna watch?

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