THAT BOY!

Just so you don’t think that the Pup is my only comic relief – today, had to run the boy to the fabric/craft store (where he twitched and bemoaned his fate, surrounded by girly things and all. that. PINK – “It buuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrnssssssss momma it buuuuuuuuurns!” *snort*) and across the street is a coffee place where I met a girl that helped me win the contest last week. So! I went to get my coffee and as we were talking, I was telling him that C. was really cute – really cute. And he said something like “bah, maybe, I’ll wait till I see her. After all, your not a guy.” Enter the following conversation

Me: Um – you know I’m bi, right? means I like to look at girls too, just as much as guys.
Boy: Uh….you… um… uh… no…?
Me: Yup – you think EVERY mom points out cute girls for her boy to notice??
Boy: I just thought you had the mind of a 12 year old..
Me: yeah – a 12 year old BOY….
Boy: mmmmmm. 2 moms. One Cute…. the other you.
Me:…. WHAT? oh that’s so MEAN! I’ll give you “one cute the other you” right upside the head, and AFTER i bought you coffee!!

He and I were both laughing VERY much. So I threatened to send him to live with grandpa. Unfortunately, he LOVED that idea. *LMAO* Great. not only did I spend 15 years with a man just like my dad – i gave BIRTH to one just like him TOO!

oy.

One cute, the other you.

BAH!