Sunday Happenings..
Well. The pup, it was her shopping day today – a favorite of all the grandbabies, naturally. And you may remember that last time, she brought home a full policemans toy pack – and no one was safe from her handcuffing ways! This time, she’s taking the underground route – graduating to SPYCHIX gear! Oh yes. She’s entered the international national state city neighborhood spy ring! No secrets are safe now!
Her method? She steps right up to you, shoves the mic in your face and goes “SAY SOMETHING!”
As Mei says: (LOL) she’s learning the art of subtlety slowly, this one.
Of course, her brother has been waiting until she’s recording to then start singing loudly. and offkey. Which she finds amusing – and also, migraine inducing.
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In other news. I learned something today!
While getting more diet crack – because I was out of diet crack and Lessa without Diet Crack is CRABBY and IRRITABLE – A lady saw the need to tell me that her ex-huband shot KENNEDY!
Yes! Apparently! On Christmas Day, her ex was in the crowd and shot kennedy! Also? he learned to use the binocs he was using that day by spying on her naked. Umhm. And? After singing “jesus loves me” she suggested I should pray for her. And give her money. And take her to the doctor. And give her a ride to the bar. And remember that she DID say please and thus I SHOULD DO AS SHE SAID! Because her ex? SHOT KENNEDY!
Clearly – someone was off their medication. Heh.
And you people think small town living is BORING. HA!
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Bwahahhahahahha…. and did you yell at her … there is NO WAY!! I SHOT HIM… shesh lady wake up I am the one that was in the crowed. I would have. But that is just me.