Dear Simonweb,

You? Can suck it. Suck great big green donkey dicks even. Suck it ALL DAY LONG. Because I?  Am not going to allow you to screw me, screw my mom, screw my best friend, screw my clients ANY MORE.

You see, you thought you’d be all clever when you disconnected your phone. You thought that not answering your emails was a good idea. You thought that I’d not notice and simply ALLOW you to continue to take payment out of my account for money YOU CANNOT PROVE I OWE because well, YOU no longer answer to my emails.
In the past 30 days you’ve attempted to take over $130 from my account – for sites that were CANCELED 3 weeks ago. I’ve managed to make sure there was no money IN that account for you to take. And now, after a lovely talk with T. at Paypal? You no longer have access.

I was faithful to you for FIVE YEARS. I brought in many clients. I recommended you because of your steller service, and appreciation to detail. Over the last year – you’ve let me down, over and over again. And now? I’ve pulled (or in the process of pulling) every single site I’ve ever hosted with you, and client site I’ve referred to you. Straight up – it’s over 60 bucks a month you’ve lost – just from me. And? I’ll tell anyone who asks to stay away.
So. Suck it, Simonweb. I’m so over you.

~L

PS: T. at PayPal? You rock my socks, girl!
PPS: Bluehost? I *heart* you!