Makin my way in the world today…

Man. I should be RICH, I tell ya. RICH!

Singsong this morning to the lines of “Oh Susanna, don’t you cry for me! I come from Alabama with a banjo on my knee” – adlibbed and totally made up on the spot:
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JeeeeeeeeessiAnna! With the freckles on her nose!
She all lean and 8 feet tall from her nose to her toes!

JeeeeeeeeessiAnna! With the boogers in her nose!
I once saw dig for gold, using only her toes!

JeeeeeeeeessiAnna! With the long and stanky feet,
She’s got smarts and super farts that really can’t be beat!

JeeeeeeeeessiAnna! With the long and skinny neck
She talks and talks and talks and talks and always gives you he..ck!

JeeeeeeeeessiAnna! With the super skinny butt!
Too bad she talks and talks and talks – her mouth is never shut!

JeeeeeeeeessiAnna! Is the super star with class
Thank god she finally put on clothes I’m sick of seein her ass!

JeeeeeeeeessiAnna! has just confessed a crush!
She’ll love this Tristan boy all day, her insides turned to mush!

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Heh. there were more, too. Needless to say she spent most of the morning repeating “MO-OOOOOOOOOM!!!!” and totally smacking me on the head as she walked by getting ready for school.  Hee!