Goodbye, DayQuil, we hardly knew thee.

Only temporarily, I’m sure. So, I went to the doctor (ick) which I hate to do, because I am one of those folks with no insurance. The State covers my kids – but since I am not under 18, over 65 or pregnant, I am not coverable. This would be why I am on such intimate terms with DayQuil! But anyway, dealing with this sinus crap for so long has sapped my will to live. So – to the doc.

Where for just $86, she told me “Your sinuses are clogged.” Why THANK YOU DOC! I didn’t know that! So we come up with a course of treatment to kick it in the ass. She called in the scripts, and I headed across the street – where we discovered that the AWESOME STUFF – that, while costing 50 bucks it would make me feel better TOMORROW after just ONE DOSE – unfortunately falls under the category of “peninicillin.”

Crap.

I have this pesky alergy, you see… So it was to phase two, which only cost 14 bucks for TWO scripts. Much cheaper. The fun part – one says take with milk. The other says – yo! easy on the dairy bitch! Which makes for much fun. And also, don’t take vitamins. I’ve recently started taking a daily, and well, it said to wait 2 hours after taking the meds or ew – sick to the tummy! So I waited for FOUR HOURS. Then took my vitamin.

And promptly felt FAINT and as if i was totally gonna THROW UP. I managed not too, cuz um, ew. So my blossoming habit of taking a daily vitimin is now on the back burner. Oh well. on the plus side? blood pressure? ROCK SOLID. So neener you silly hospital lady that took it last time. I TOLD you it was because I hated hospitals!

In other news – what do you do when that ugly S word shows up? Well. It’s simple. Scrape up EVERY LAST BIT of the nasty stuff… and make it into a SnowGirl.

Voila.