Oh, B…
B: I don’t get it – what’s her name?
Me: Barbara Padilla (pa-dee-ah)
B: but it’s spelled with two L’s!
Me: it’s Spanish.
B: What’s that got to do with anything?
Me: How do you spell Tortilla?
B: t-o-r-t-i-l-l-a. Why?
Me: (Pointed look. Waits.)
B: Wha… OH! Never mind.
Me: Hahahahahhaha!
B: (laughing) Shut up!
