On Driving:
The Boy: Where can I go for 1.5 hours before work?
Me: I just activated your new bank card.
Boy: To the store!
Me: Grab some Toilet Paper?
Boy: I won’t be your errand boy forever, you know.
Me: Thus my taking advantage now.
Boy: Alright. It’ll last about until I have to fill my tank again.
Me: sounds good. Hey, grab me a diet coke too, will ya?
Boy: MOOOOOOOOM. Alright. Maybe.
Me: I could get used to this…