On becoming a girly-girl…
Peppermist: It’s an EMERGENCY!
Me: What?!
Peppermist: I NEED MAKEUP! Mascara and Eyeliner, STAT!
Me:…you don’t wear makeup!
Peppermist: Thus, the EMERGENCY! Coach said we had too. What do I DO? What is this ‘smokey eye’ thing they keep talking about?
Me:… have we met? How would I know?! -I- don’t wear makeup either!
Peppermist: GAWD. I feel like such a GIRL.
Me:…want some heels?
Peppermist: MOM!
Me: Bee Tee Double-U? You totally have cleavage in that shirt.
Peppermist: SHUT UP! I DO NOT.