on judging others:
Peppermist: So in band, this kid was making a weird noise, so I turned to look at him to figure out what the sound was. And he stared at me, and I stared at him..
Me: AND THEN YOU HUGGED!
Peppermist: EW NO. Then he said “Don’t judge me!”
Me: oh. and you said?
Peppermist: I said ‘I am not judging you, I’m just making split second decisions in regards to your entire personality based on this single moment in time!’
Me: I have taught you well, child. I have taught you well.