…on manual labor…
Me: load the dishwasher
Peppermist: I can’t!
Me: Why?
Peppermist: That’s manual labor… and I don’t wanna?
Me: Load the dishwasher.
Peppermist: Child Labor Laws! There’s laws against this in some countries!
Me: Not this one.
Peppermist: DANGIT! (loads dishwasher)
Me: 🙂