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Will DeAnna find love?
DeAnna received a heartbreaking rejection at the end of last years Bachelor when Brad Womack tossed her aside at the last minute. This summer, it’s her turn to be woo’d by guys determined to get laid on national television. You’d think it was BB9, hm?
Anyway! We’re two weeks in, and several of the guys have been sent packing. In the first episode, as the boys bullied their way in and tried to steal just a couple minutes of DeAnna’s attention, it was a night of anything goes – and those that go overboard, went. She sent home 10 of the 25 men the first episode, and Greg was rebellious and ripped off his shirt and howled. M…kay. Inside, DeAnna, completely oblivious to all the tattoo’d noise she’s missing, toasts the remaining men with the Greek OPA!
Episode two saw another 3 men leaving after a day at the ball field, more jockying for position and attention and a division among the men. Some of them get to live in the house by invitation, while the others have to stay at the guest house – with a gratuitous outside shower they must use. Thank you ABC. Rawr! In the end, Chris, Eric and Ryan go home. They cry a bit about being rejected, and lament that DeAnna doesn’t know what she wants since she doesn’t want them. Ha. DeAnna has to run out of the room to dab her wee little tears with a tissue because the elimination ceremony was so hard. Aw. They boys just stand there, uncomfortably, and I waited for one of them to at least attempt to go comfort her – but no. Poor boys. Can’t handle tears. She wipes them away real quick, though, and toasts to her future husband, who she is certain is in the room.
Umhm. Tonight, more heartbreak and rejection. yay!
Who is the Mole?
Tonight – the biggest summer mystery begins! So says ABC of course. It’s the return of The Mole, where paranoia is more then an idea, it’s a way of life! One host, 12 contestants competing for cash, one of which is actively trying to botch the entire thing. LOVE IT. The Mole has been off […]
Make me a Nekkid Supermodel – and other news
Aryn, America? Really? And here you had my hopes so high after the first couple of weeks. Sigh. HOW could you let Jay’s mama call in so many damn times? SERIOUSLY? Well, Aryn was eliminated, leaving Jay in the running to be the Next Top…wait. Wrong show – same premise. Then this week, after last […]
Biggest Loser – Recap
Back at the Ranch, The purple team come to confront the yellow team because they told them at the elimination they weren’t working hard. Jen is highly offended, and starts yelling and such at Paul and Kelly, and Paul tells us that they have to reach deeper. She feels they validated the stereotype that fat […]
Prime Time Love
Are you a fan of the Big O? Noooooo.. I don’t mean Oprah! I don’t mean THAT either. I mean – do you watch the Oxygen Network? It’s not one I watch regularly, but it does have a bunch of Reality Tv shows, including the lovely trainwreck of Janice Dickerson Modeling Agency that is so […]
