Posts by Lessa:
Reasons that my oldest daughter might, possibly, perhaps, kinda, almost, may be EXACTLY like her mother.
- Said by me – with fake cheerfulness: “Good MORNING!Good MORNING! Hit the showers!
“Replied by her: SNARLGROWLGRUMPsnoooooooooooore
- 10-20 minutes later, me, calling her for the umpteenth time – screw the cheerfulness: “Get your ass up OUTA that BED right NOW, young lady!”
In reply, by her: “PAINTPEELINGGLARE! SNARL! STOMP! trip over something whimper GROWL! STOMPSTOMPSTOMP back to the bathroom. CRASH something hits the floor! Exasperated SNARLS!”
- Her, in the shower, cheerfully singing: “Sooooooooome WHEEEEEEEEEERE oooooover the raaaaaaaaainbooooooooow”
Me, in reply: “……stunned silence……”
- 10 minutes later, after the shower. Me, tentatively, yet with more fake goodmorning cheer: “Mornin Glory!”
Her reply: SNARL PAINTPEELINGGLARE . FLOP on the couch. SNAG her bag and shoes. GRAB her coat. STOMP to the door.
- Me – last ditch effort: “Have a good day, baby girl!”
Her. Cheerfully, running off for breakfast with Papa and Nana: “Love you, mama! bye!”
And yes. I can hear Nana and Papa laughing from here. Grump.
CLEANINGHUNK.COM
CLEANINGHUNK.COM – I…want one. Please? Christmas is coming, you know…
Dear teenage little twit behind the wheel of the white piece of shit…
Did you even NOTICE you almost hit me? Not once, but TWICE? First when you pealed out onto the highway from your sideroad, looking BEHIND ME, and thus almost clipping my back end because you popped into my lane OH SO EARLY? And then when I slowed to make a turn, and you cut in […]
Silly Kitty Saturday – V.1
So – if other bloggers can have dogblog fridays. Then by fuzzball, I can have Silly Kitty Saturdays. Sides, WHO could resist these faces? Seriously! (even Nana Moosie petted and played with ’em. And she don’t LIKE cats!!) Aaaaaaaaall together now…. “awwwwwww how CUUUUUUUUUTE!”
heard just MOMENTS ago…
Me: Yes, it’s time to take it out of the oven now. The Girl: I’ll do it! Me Me me! Me: Don’t burn yourself. The Girl: *points to TheBoy* He’ll do it! He He He! ~~ She didn’t even miss a beat. *L* I’m so proud.
