Posts by Lessa:
THAT BOY!
Just so you don’t think that the Pup is my only comic relief – today, had to run the boy to the fabric/craft store (where he twitched and bemoaned his fate, surrounded by girly things and all. that. PINK – “It buuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrnssssssss momma it buuuuuuuuurns!” *snort*) and across the street is a coffee place where I met a girl that helped me win the contest last week. So! I went to get my coffee and as we were talking, I was telling him that C. was really cute – really cute. And he said something like “bah, maybe, I’ll wait till I see her. After all, your not a guy.” Enter the following conversation
Me: Um – you know I’m bi, right? means I like to look at girls too, just as much as guys.
Boy: Uh….you… um… uh… no…?
Me: Yup – you think EVERY mom points out cute girls for her boy to notice??
Boy: I just thought you had the mind of a 12 year old..
Me: yeah – a 12 year old BOY….
Boy: mmmmmm. 2 moms. One Cute…. the other you.
Me:…. WHAT? oh that’s so MEAN! I’ll give you “one cute the other you” right upside the head, and AFTER i bought you coffee!!
He and I were both laughing VERY much. So I threatened to send him to live with grandpa. Unfortunately, he LOVED that idea. *LMAO* Great. not only did I spend 15 years with a man just like my dad – i gave BIRTH to one just like him TOO!
oy.
One cute, the other you.
BAH!
#45 [36×365]
Robert First boy I said I would marry. WTF? I fell in love with your family, and still miss them. Your acne scarred nerdy posessive and dismissive self? Not. Your mom still talks to me – I’m glad.
Morning words of….something.
The Pup, playing with her string, doing the normal bridges and things, suddenly begins to hum: dumduhduhdadadadooda! and says the following: “Look mom, I made a hootchie-cootchie dancer! See, she’s holding a pole and bouncing to the music!” This leads to two questions: ….just WHAT kind of stories did that String Guy tell my kid […]
#44 [36×365]
Jim My first official boyfriend. For two years, we talked on the phone, and saw each other occasionally. Finally allowed do date – you pushed. I didn’t want pushed. In the end, you betrayed my trust. Good Riddance.
omg.
How can it be MAY already? Seriously? It’s completely uncalled for, and well. insane. May is an INSANELY busy month around these parts. With the long winter, it seems all classes save their field trips till May when the snow melts, which means numberous kids to remember to get to school early, many fees to […]
