Posts by Lessa:
OMG.
Oh. My. GAWD. ya’ll.
I’m freaking out, but not really freaking out, but KINDA FREAKING OUT HERE. But not really. Not like I could stop the progression of time, right? It was bound to happen, and I couldn’t be happier for him, but still OMG YA’LL!
And ya’ll are like “WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT WOMAN” aren’t ya? Yeah.
So, let’s have a MUSICAL INTERLUDE! See if you can infer what I’m currently NOT FREAKING OUT ABOUT AT ALL! Because it was BOUND to happen sooner or later. I can’t help it if my mama’s heart was still hoping for ‘later’…
Yeah. Time to check the expiration date on those condoms in the window, huh?
(Quickstats – she’s a co-worker, 18, 5’2″, curly hair, cute, bubbly, sweet and has liked him for MONTHS. Out of the blue, finally, with a little nudging from his BFF, he made a move. Clearly a move she’s been waiting for. and again. OMG YA’LL! And all this is kinda vague on purpose, since I didn’t exactly CLEAR this post with the kid. *L*)
I know. Right?
People will PAY to read me talk shit about my kids, my teenagers in particular. INORITE?! Shocked me too. I even warned them. I’m TOTALLY not the ‘normal’ mom, but they were all WHOO! YES! WRITE FOR US HERE! So I was like ooooooooooooook. Fine. For the best introduction to a blog EVER – click […]
Two things.
One – if there was ANY doubt why I cave in and give the niece and nephews whatever they want, this should clear it up. I dare you to resist. DARE YOU. And! Today, the pup swam her first official, unassisted, 25m Free Style, complete with side breathing today. Her backstroke is still awesome too […]
Fourteen.
Why on earth do these kids keep insisting on growing up? 14 years ago today, she came into my life – a week late (and she’s been late ever since!) and almost 10 pounds of bouncing baby girl. My joy, my trial, my partner in all things of the snarkilicious variety… my daughter. My First […]
Hair dye and kitty cats…
So. We broke out the hair dye a while ago, including the blue, and set the blue jar on the counter in the bathroom like usual, and thought no more about it. There were jokes of dying the cats for fun, but naturally I said no, and there would be none of that to MY […]
