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Virgin Birth Expected at Christmas — By Komodo Dragon

Posted by Lessa on December 21, 2006 in asides |

Virgin Birth Expected at Christmas

– No joke!

I have the plague.

Posted by Lessa on December 20, 2006 in this-n-that |

Or maybe it’s just Ebola. or Anthrax. or something equally fatal. Probably Bird Flue and Mad Cow Disease! I dunno for sure, as I’ve not yet consulted Dr. Google. I’m pretty sure he’d tell me just to get over myself already because the pup is feeling feverish and scratchy and she’s got a big day […]

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I don’t know, but I’ve been told…

Posted by Lessa on December 19, 2006 in this-n-that |

….esk…. Come on, you know how it goes. The joke makes itself with the following knowledge: Statewide low temperature today was -27F in Beaver, Alaska. Oh yes. I am completely easily amused. *L*

Lost:

Posted by Lessa on December 19, 2006 in this-n-that |

My mail keys. If you know where my mail keys have disappeared too – please tell me. Cuz there’s a box coming, and I can’t get to it. Haurmph. If I can’t find em by tomorrow I’ll have to get the lock changed. Darnitall. Yeah, like ya’ll can help. *L* But well – that’s all […]

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….wow.

Posted by Lessa on December 18, 2006 in rants, this-n-that |

Obese should have health warnings on their clothes | the Daily Mail Go ahead, read. I’ll wait. I… am almost speechless. I mean, it’s about damn time someone told me how fat my ass is by sewing a helpline number into my clothing! I never would have known otherwise! Where oh WHERE could I possibly […]

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