Knotty Yarn: November 2006 Archives

Posted by Lessa on November 14, 2006 in asides | ∞

PMS=possible mood swings Must tampons give us pep talks?? (Not for the faint of heart. heh. But I think I love her.)

Urination will go to committee – Aftenposten.no

Posted by Lessa on October 25, 2006 in asides | ∞

Urination will go to committee – They gotta FIGHT! for the RIGHT! to POOOTTY!

Posted by Lessa on October 24, 2006 in asides | ∞

CLEANINGHUNK.COM – I…want one. Please? Christmas is coming, you know…

Posted by Lessa on October 13, 2006 in asides | ∞

The Lonliest Penis – Ben Martini’s Happy Hour – hahahahah!

Posted by Lessa on October 10, 2006 in asides | ∞

Mating Game – BWAHAHAHAHAH!

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- Me: So, Selena Gomez is dating Justin Beiber!
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Yeah you! All this bullshit I write? Is mine. So keep your hands off, will ya? I'm sure you could totally come up with better shit on your own.

Also - dude. All opinions stated herein these pages are my own, and not those of anyone I might know, or work for. Just in case you think I'm slamming something important, like, oh, say, my work place. Anything that you might think is about you? Well, you might be wrong - but you might right too, and you just might be offended.

But ya know what? You also have the right to fuck the hell off. My world does NOT revolve around you. So put on your big person panties, and realize one simple truth:

We are adults. If you find me offensive - then quit fucking finding me.

[Thus ends the 'Behave or ima kick your ASS' portion of this blog.]