It's Christmas – pass the rum!
So, drinking has been on my mind the past few days, which isn’t so surprising because “the facts are these..” (SOB! How could they cancel Pushing Daisies?!): Christmas Vacation starts in just over a week, and that means all the kids will be home, with various of their friends, and it’s ALSO -3 degrees out […]
Atlantis.
Wassat? I’m a softy? And I can never say no to my kids when they call in tears needing a cat rescue from a roommate who wanted to toss her to the dogs? Which results in LOADS OF WACKY WEEKEND FUN as the little shit rescued from said roommate DISCONNECTED MY CABLE MODEM and I […]
Thursday Funny with the Pup!
Me, to Nana on the phone: Hey! Wanna learn to Salsa with me? The Pup, eavesdropping: Salsa is EASY! You just take the chip, dip it in the Salsa, and EAT! Me and Nana:…..HAHAHAHHAHahaHA! Me: Now THATS my kinda Salsa! — Sometimes the Pup is SO my child.. *L*
Homecoming 2008
Oh. mah. gawd. ya’ll. First there was the shopping. Then there was the primping. The emergency trip for nylons. The last minute attention to flowers. The primping. THE BOY PUT ON COLOGNE, PEOPLE! AND brushed his hair. AND used gel. INORITE?! And don’t even gt me started on the girls… Here’s my favorite picture of […]
