Waterpup
Today was the day. She’d been WAITING and WAITING and OMG MOM ISN’T IT TIME YET because she’s been waiting FOREVER. Yes, today was the pup’s very first swimming lesson. She has always loved the water – all my kids do, they get it from their daddy and auntie, and nana and papa – and […]
IDIOTS.
Imagine that I owe you some money. Imagine that this comes from three separate accounts, each of which is an equal amount. Imagine now that I opt to pay this money. (I know, shock, right?) Now, supposed I opt to write a single check, instead of three checks, and include on the memo each of […]
Afternoon Text Messages.
The boy has missed his shopping trip with nana and papa for a couple weeks because of work, so they decided to grab him after he got off this afternoon for dinner. About an hour after they left, this happened via text: From Boy: HELP ME! Me: hahahahahha. Boy: grrr. Me: You’ll survive. Boy: Nooooooooo!! […]
Snippet 003: Breathe
“I can’t breathe.†Yes, yes she could. “I can’t! I know you think I can but I can’t and it HURTS!†She clearly could breathe – there was something powering all the yelling after all and we’d had this same phone call many times before. She’d call in a panic, I’d rush home, she’d be […]
The Mole: Selfish vs. Selfless
Who is the mole? No one knows. This episode, everyone is driven up to the Andes Mountains for the next mission where it’s cold and high altitude and they’re expecting physical activity. Paul introduces Mr. Lemonhead and says Lemon’s only have sour faces. Ha. So Kelly greets our final 8 and Craig is already complaining […]
