CRAP!
Crap fuckityfuckin’ CRAP! It’s all my mother’s fault. She insisted. So finally, because I AM A GOOD DAUGHTER who lives to MAKE MY MOM HAPPY, I succumbed to her desires and wishes and pleadings and demandings and it’s ALL HER FAULT BECAUSE MY MOMMY MADE ME DO IT! What is her fault? I entered the […]
Happy Birthday, my ladybug!
You’re my absolute favorite neice! Always and forever! Even if you was born a day late. *Grins* That was TOTALLY your mama’s fault, though. You’re just like Mary Poppins – Practically Perfect in Every Way! Â (seen here with The Boy, who gladly caters to her every whim. Heh.)
Pup Moments:
The Pup: See? It’s a wolverine! I made a wolverine! Me: ooook. The Pup: See? It has a face! and a HAT. All Wolverine’s have hats! Me: …… The Pup: They do! I know because my teacher’s son is a Wolverine! Me: …… The Pup: Oh. Wait. He’s in the Army. Me: ….OH! you mean […]
But MO-OM!
The Boy: Can I have some cough meds? Me: Sure, here ya go. The Boy: NO! Not the NIGHT TIME stuff! It’ll make me go to sleep! Me: Hrm. School night. Could be that’s the point. The Boy: Lemme have the daytime, please? Me: No, it’ll keep you up all night! The Boy: Will not! […]
Drama, drama, drama!
 So, we had a bit of drama yesterday. As mentioned before, my sister’s dog had nine puppies, much to the delight of The pup, who was able to be there for numbers 3 and 4 before school, and number 9 afterwards. They’re now just over a week old, and the pup still loves to go […]