and another thing..
Really. Really?! Let me make this clear. I do not care about your dick. I don’t want to you message me every time you are horny. I don’t care if you are watching porn. I don’t want to know that you woke up hard. I don’t really care. At all. So no, I won’t call […]
Seeking Intelligent Life
Dear Boys, Do me a favor, hm? If you want to contact me, PLEASE read my profile before you ask stupid questions. Case in point, the actual messaged conversation that happened moments ago: Him: I am drank. Do you go out? Me: Yes. Might later. Him: I meet you there! Where? Me: You’re in Anchorage. […]
I think…
…that once in a while, everyone should park and make out in the car like teenagers until the cops arrive. It’s good for the soul. *snicker*
And another thing…
Just because we’ve known each other a while, and now I’m available to date, does not mean that all the sudden all I want to talk about is sex – let alone sex with you. ESPECIALLY if you haven’t bothered to say hello in some time, or tried to have an actual conversation. You remember […]
Beaver Boy
And lets not forget beaver boy… so named by Peppermist because every time we looked at his pictures we went “….DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN.” That boys’ 6 pack carried a halfrack of its own! Anyway – totally hot. In Vegas, but has family here, visiting soon. So we talk, he prefers the phone, we chat on skype, and […]
