"I'm pregnant."
(That thud you heard was my mother falling over in a dead faint before she gets a chance to read the rest of the entry. We’ll wait for her to revive. Better, Nana? Here we go. 🙂 ) If you’ve been reading here for a while, you know I tend to be a snarky little […]
The Birds and the Bees…
One of my favorite shirts – and my kids favorite too – depicts a bird and a bee whispering, with the caption above their head saying “We do WHAT?!” It never fails to make my kids giggle, and I get a lot of snickering looks from folks when I parade it around town. Because, you […]
Today is the day…
…that we send all the boys screaming and hiding their eyes, or at the very least make them squirm in their seat uncomfortably. Today, we’re going to talk about periods. Peppermist: Whats a period mom? (Like she doesn’t know!) Me: The dot at the end of a sentence. (Ha take THAT!) PM: I thought that […]
But moooooom, I'm Siiiiick!
I have discovered the SURE FIRE WAY to make sure my kids do not get sick at all – have the lovely Deana send me a sample of Triaminic Thin Strips for us to test while we talk about when it’s ok to skip school, and when they need to get their behinds back in […]
What REALLY happened on Spring Break?
Did you know that over half of all kids say they lied to their parents about what went on during Spring Break? If your shocked by this, then you don’t remember the allure of a week off school and parties galore. At least, that’s what I assume it’s like, as my kids just hung around […]
