World's Strictest Parents!
Anyone who’s read any of my numerous blogs knows that I have a possibly unhealthy love for reality TV. It tickles my fancy, it reminds me that people are NUTS, and that my life? is not so bad. In fact, my life? is pretty darn good, and my kids are better than yours, and while […]
What advice would YOU give?
Over the weekend, one of “my” boys, Z, turned 18, and all week I knew something was up. He and The Boy had disappeared one morning into Sister City, and came back full of secrets and plans. Z was clearly up to something as he complained of not being able to find shoes the right […]
Senioritis
This past weekend something happened to really solidify that yes, my son is a senior. In HIGH SCHOOL. Now, I’m not sure which one of you allowed this to happen, but it is simply NOT OK for him to be this old, for him to be looking forward to what to do “after I graduate”, […]
"I'm pregnant."
(That thud you heard was my mother falling over in a dead faint before she gets a chance to read the rest of the entry. We’ll wait for her to revive. Better, Nana? Here we go. 🙂 ) If you’ve been reading here for a while, you know I tend to be a snarky little […]
Living with Teenagers
Oh I love my teens – all of them, even the ones I didn’t give birth too. They make me laugh each and every day! Just in the past 24 hours, for instance: St: Mom, why did you need SO MANY lightbulbs? Me: because they all go out at once – speaking of, mr. tall […]