SO easily amused!
How to piss off a cat – and cause endless amusement at the same time.
Blingbling collars – with bells. HAHAHAHAH!
Ace is writing complaint letters, as we speak. And they won’t let me edit it for content – clearly…
The Boy insisted on getting them the collars – and we’ve been laughing at them ever since as they alternately attack the collars, themselves, and each other.
Easily amused? You betcha.
hahahah!
Top 10 most annoying Alarm Clocks
I’d break most of them, most likely, but oh! I am tempted to use the Grenade one on a couple of kids around here – namely, the Teenager and Pre-Teen! hahahah! Can you IMAGINE the fun that’d be?
Before they killed me and ate my liver for a midnight snack before sleeping again, of course.
CRAP!
Crap fuckityfuckin’ CRAP!
It’s all my mother’s fault. She insisted. So finally, because I AM A GOOD DAUGHTER who lives to MAKE MY MOM HAPPY, I succumbed to her desires and wishes and pleadings and demandings and it’s ALL HER FAULT BECAUSE MY MOMMY MADE ME DO IT!
What is her fault? I entered the local Library’s Writer’s Night writing contest. Which would be fine, except that the winners of said contest are chosen and expected to attend the Writer’s Night and READ THEIR WINNING PEICES OUTLOUD. In front of people. WITH A MICROPHONE. In. Front. Of. People!
You see where this is going, right? My mother, who is a better public speaker then I could ever hope to be, as well as a fantastic writer, wasn’t chosen. I – the sucky writer who cannot speak in front of people without getting sick and shakey and freaking the fuck out – had a piece chosen. A piece that is THREE PAGES LONG and must be read OUT LOUD in a room FULL OF PEOPLE.
FUCK!
It’s so my mother’s fault. She’s said she’ll read for me if I chicken out – and I an hear her making clucking noises and stuff already and omg people – freaking. the hell. out. I get SICK! SICK, I say! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
Wonder how many times I can say “FUCK!” in my bio I have to write and submit asap…
(and yup – it’s an honor to be chosen (i won i won i won!) and YAY and all that stuff too! But really- CRAP!)
Busybusybusy!
So, yesterday was quite the busy day for us around here. First, Dad and I left training early, so we could sneak over to the birthday party for Buglet (2-14) and Ladybug (2-18), which was conveniently held on my birthday (2-17)!
A better party I couldn’t have asked for – it was noisy, filled with family and laughter, and even the CUTEST pair of twins EVER who we’d never met before but joined right in on the fun and unwrapping of presents.
The buglet was ENTHRALLED. He ran past the girls, stopped short, and went “MOMMA! TWO! There’s TWO a’dem!” And every once in a while after that, he’d just randomly exclaim. “TWO! TWO a’dem!” Which made us giggle every. single. time.
There was much food, and cake, and even a couple gifts for old Auntie Lessa – aka, a typical family affair, with benefits! *grin*
Happy Birthday, my ladybug!
You’re my absolute favorite neice! Always and forever! Even if you was born a day late. *Grins* That was TOTALLY your mama’s fault, though. You’re just like Mary Poppins – Practically Perfect in Every Way!
 
(seen here with The Boy, who gladly caters to her every whim. Heh.)
