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Dear Doxycycl,
Alright. You have all the warning labels. Eat with food. NOT WITH DAIRY. Stop taking vitamins unless it’s been 18 hours (and taking ’em twice a day negates THAT don’t it!) and take with plenty of water. And ditch the antacids TOO. And DON’T for the love of all things holy suffer PROLONG EXPOSURE TO THE SUN!
But you missed one, didn’t you? Oh yes. You missed one. I dare say it is the MOST IMPORTANT one. How should it be worded? Hrm. Something like this…
Please be aware, that on day 12 of a 14 day prescription, your face will suddenly bring back EVERY FOUL MEMORY of being called ‘pizza face’ in jr. high and high school. Oh don’t even think we are kidding – you will break out in such a way you will be CERTAIN it is the END OF THE WORLD and leaving the house will be the cause of GREAT STRESS even for you – YES YOU LESSA who doesn’t normally care because helLO who are you going to impress? Ah yes, our dearest PizzaFaced companions, these last two days will be HELL! HELL WE TELL YOU as you relive your tender teenage years with a breakout to cause all other breakouts to PALE IN COMPARISON and tremble before the knees of OUR PILL INDUCED breakout… Enjoy, mofo! Don’t ya wish you’d just decided breathing WASN’T THAT IMPORTANT after all? MWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH!
Yeah. That should do it. Assholes.
Sincerely,
Lessa – reliving her teenage pizza-faced years.
PS. You can thank me for not including a photo.
Now THATS the way to do it…
So. Papa, he missed his breakfast with the babies, so this morning he decided to give it a try, with all three of them down early before the older two went to school. The Boy was grumpy assed (…though he didn’t get up any earlier then usual.. No matter how he stomped and grumbled that […]
Sunrise, sunset
So, one of the nice things (…the nice thing?) about living in such a blasted cold climate, is that we are often treated to some of the prettiest sunsets ever. Random shots taken over the shoulder while driving (Papa LOVES when Nana and I do that!) and clicked on the fly are often some of […]
Blog lines
Ok, so I know I am HOPELESSLY behind the times, but Schnozz said I had to check it out and well, what Schnozz says, goes right? So I went over, realized I had actually signed up for an account before, and poked around. Oh. My. God. It TELLS me when people update! I can conceivably […]
My turn, internets!
Dear Internets, This is Annabelle. I wants you to know that I ain’t stupid, no matter what Ace said! In fact, he’s just a big stupidhead. While he’s all sucking up to mom, I’m busy protecting the whole house from the invasion of the rattle-y beads! They shimmy and shake and make noise and I […]
