Dear Simonweb,
You? Can suck it. Suck great big green donkey dicks even. Suck it ALL DAY LONG. Because I? Am not going to allow you to screw me, screw my mom, screw my best friend, screw my clients ANY MORE.
You see, you thought you’d be all clever when you disconnected your phone. You thought that not answering your emails was a good idea. You thought that I’d not notice and simply ALLOW you to continue to take payment out of my account for money YOU CANNOT PROVE I OWE because well, YOU no longer answer to my emails.
In the past 30 days you’ve attempted to take over $130 from my account – for sites that were CANCELED 3 weeks ago. I’ve managed to make sure there was no money IN that account for you to take. And now, after a lovely talk with T. at Paypal? You no longer have access.
I was faithful to you for FIVE YEARS. I brought in many clients. I recommended you because of your steller service, and appreciation to detail. Over the last year – you’ve let me down, over and over again. And now? I’ve pulled (or in the process of pulling) every single site I’ve ever hosted with you, and client site I’ve referred to you. Straight up – it’s over 60 bucks a month you’ve lost – just from me. And? I’ll tell anyone who asks to stay away.
So. Suck it, Simonweb. I’m so over you.
~L
PS: T. at PayPal? You rock my socks, girl!
PPS: Bluehost? I *heart* you!
Sunday Happenings..
Well. The pup, it was her shopping day today – a favorite of all the grandbabies, naturally. And you may remember that last time, she brought home a full policemans toy pack – and no one was safe from her handcuffing ways! This time, she’s taking the underground route – graduating to SPYCHIX gear! Oh yes. She’s entered the international national state city neighborhood spy ring! No secrets are safe now!
Her method? She steps right up to you, shoves the mic in your face and goes “SAY SOMETHING!”
As Mei says: (LOL) she’s learning the art of subtlety slowly, this one.
Of course, her brother has been waiting until she’s recording to then start singing loudly. and offkey. Which she finds amusing – and also, migraine inducing.
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In other news. I learned something today!
While getting more diet crack – because I was out of diet crack and Lessa without Diet Crack is CRABBY and IRRITABLE – A lady saw the need to tell me that her ex-huband shot KENNEDY!
Yes! Apparently! On Christmas Day, her ex was in the crowd and shot kennedy! Also? he learned to use the binocs he was using that day by spying on her naked. Umhm. And? After singing “jesus loves me” she suggested I should pray for her. And give her money. And take her to the doctor. And give her a ride to the bar. And remember that she DID say please and thus I SHOULD DO AS SHE SAID! Because her ex? SHOT KENNEDY!
Clearly – someone was off their medication. Heh.
And you people think small town living is BORING. HA!
BEN AND JERRY! WHERE ARE YOU?
*sniffs* He looks so growed up….
*Sniffles* (he hid in the last one before I could get a picture of him going inside. brat.)
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Edited to add: Home again, home again. He stayed for the whole dance (which I’d recommended he do, because hello, you might miss something if you don’t!) and got into the car with a VERY BIG HAPPY GRIN. “I’m glad you made me stay, mom. I had a lotta fun.”
Course, when pressed for details, I got a lot of. “I guess. Nah. Sorta. Whatever.” So I bit the bullet.
Me: Did you dance?
TheBoy: Once
Me: Oh? With who?
TheBoy: A.
Me:….the pretty preppy girl?!?
TheBoy: yup.
Me:…..so, who asked who?
TheBoy: She asked me.
 …oh the smugness of his grin, then! I wanted to smack him! Instead, I – the good mom – hi-fived him. *Chuckles* So he hung with A and her friends, and had a good time, though the ones he expected to hang with kinda wandered off and ignored him. But he didn’t feel slighted at all, what with getting a taste of the ‘popular’ life, freshman style.
And – JV lost their game, but the Varsity won. So happy Kardinals all the way around tonight. Including one of the newest ones – TheBoy.
(…harumph…)
I love it when I’m right.
Me: So – having fun?
TheBoy: Yeah! I’m glad you convinced me to go! Never seen school spirit like that, really. Kinda cool!
Heh. So we saw the parade, and the boy hung out (on his own – I left so no one’d know I was related. snort. Like they didn’t already figure it out with us screaming and yelling “WHOO! GO KENAI! HI SEAN! WHOO! CLASS OF 2010 ROCKS! (omfg. he has a ‘class of’ now!) (GAH!) WOOO!) at the bonfire for a while, long enough to find out the Float they made got third place (beat the JUNIORS. Booyah!). He’s home now with a bit of a headache. The girls will be home anytime now – the girls being The Girl and her best friends, the Twins. They’re gonna go check in at the bonfire, see if anything is left burning, though the boy said it burned down to embers pretty quickly.
Nope – no bonfire for the girls, but they breezed in here just long enough to grab things and rush off to spend the night with the Twins. *chuckles*
So – more later, perhaps, after the game. While I’m crying about his going to the dance. or something. *sniff* For now – a bit of amusement:
[20:12] L: and the Freshman Float won 3rd place *g*
[20:12] L: (they beat the juniors. hee!)
[20:17] Mei: hah! cool! good for them!
[20:18] L: yup *grins* he’s pleased. He didn’t stay too long, but says he had a good time. Looking forward to the games/bbq/dance tomorrow.
[20:31] Mei: good! (grin) Maybe he’ll get points with that girl
[20:32] L: maybe.
[20:32] L: HEY!
[20:32] L: wait!
[20:32] L: NO!
[20:32] L: *L*
[20:32] Mei: (cracks up)
Harumph. Oh, and thought I forgot pictures? Not even. *grin*
