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So….
….remember when I mentioned this upcoming reality show that was SO UNBELIEVABLE that i HAD to see it? yeah? It was “Who wants to be a SuperHero” and it debuted tonight on the Sci-Fi channel.
Oh. My. Fucking. God. I haven’t laughed so hard in WEEKS! They were so SERIOUS and so FLAKEY and Stan Lee being all SERIOUS and yelling at them for partying and the ROTIART who was a TRAITOR and had been coping everything they said and kicked off the boy Levity for wanting to make action figures of himself and the guy with the big gun (HELLO? Compensating much???) The Iron Enforcer, and the abigiously Gay dude and… Monkey girl. And Fat Mama. And…and…and.
I seriously, seriously recommend this show. It has “drinking game” written all over it! I swear! Take a shot everytime they reference their Special Powers! Take a shot everytime the Gay Dude does jazz fingers! 1 shot for each time Stan Lee says “superheros!” A drink for each Challenge! A drink for each time Monkey girl makes monkey noises! A drink for each STUPID CATCH PHRASE! A drink for each time Fat Mama’s Donuts fall off her belt! A drink for each fade to comic book image! Trust me! After 15 minutes you’ll be a PUDDLE OF GIGGLING DRUNKEN GLEE!
Seriously… it’s… it’s… and the ELIMINATION! Only 4 of the 10 discovered REAL CHALLENGE in the ‘change in public’ first test! AND THEN! The TEARFUL apology of Monkey Girl and how she’ll Never Fail Stan Lee AGAIN!
ALWAYS SAVE THE CRYING GIRL! sheesh. Superhero 101!!!
So long, Levity and Nitro G – we hardly knew you!
Remember!
….But as they’re about to learn, it takes more than a sharp costume and cool powers to be a hero — because for a true superhero, it’s what kind of person you are that counts the most….
BWAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Want Not » Hanes MY way!
Want Not » Their commercials don’t have men dressed as fruit! Mir is the frugal champion of ferreting out good deals online. This one made Lessa VERY HAPPY! because to get cheap clothing around here is impossible, and with three kids who lose socks as fast as they wear them, and who constantly need underwear […]
Guess what the pup got for her Shopping day…
The neighborhood is now a safer place with Officer Pup on the job! No Sibling shall go unchallenged! You have the right to wriggle and wraggle and plead for mercy. Everything you say, do, think about maybe doing someday in the future, have or have not done in the past, things from Officer Pup’s imagination […]
mid-sentense
She litterally collapses mid-sentense when she’s tired. She was talking, there was sudden silence, and this is what I found when I turned around. Cracks me up every time! Now, if she’d wake up and FINISH the sentense, she’d do her Great Gramma Pauline proud! ETA: She did wake up talking – just not finishing […]
Man! I’m ALWAYS getting into trouble!
Bubba called today to see what bad things I was writing about him here in my lil corner of the interwebs! I wasn’t writing bad things! I just pointed out that he KNOWS that I’m not a morning person! And that it WAS exciting news and I’m glad he called as evidenced by the fact […]
