Three words every mom longs to hear…

…Not “I love you.” not “you’re not fat.” not even “half price sale.” The three words EVERY woman I know longs to hear?

Back. To. School.

Even though it snuck up on me a bit this year (what do you MEAN they go in a WEEK? I haven’t even thought of supplies yet!!) I’m still very, very, VERY glad the kids are headed back to school.

All. Three. Of. Them.

That’s right – Pup hits kindergarten this year and I think I’m more excited then she is. *L* Of course, first thing on the list of “must do!” is Back To School Haircuts! Screw books, forget pencils and papers and glue and crayons. One must LOOK good!

So earlier in the week I called Ms. A and she fit all three kids into a slot this afternoon. The Pup is THRILLED with her new sleek do – The Girl is amazed with how much older and hip she looks with her flippy hairstyle, and the boy is freshly shorn and turned from shaggy to hotstuff.

What, think I’m kidding? Check it out… [Click to SuperSize!]

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And hey – if you ever wondered just what the clearence is inside the back of a traditional sized limo? It’s about 46 inches. What? How do I know? easy….

The pup is only 44 inches tall! *laughs* My new clients obviously run a limo service, and couldn’t say no to the pup wanting a peek inside while I was taking pictures. *g* Must be the new haircut…..

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And because I can’t get the bloody song out of my head! I’ll put it in YOURS too. New layout based on Nancy Sinatra – these boots:

You keep saying you’ve got something for me.
something you call love, but confess.
You’ve been messin’ where you shouldn’t have been a messin’
and now someone else is gettin’ all your best.

These boots are made for walking, and that’s just what they’ll do
one of these days these boots are gonna walk all over you.

You keep lying, when you oughta be truthin’
and you keep losin’ when you oughta not bet.
You keep samin’ when you oughta be changin’.
Now what’s right is right, but you ain’t been right yet.

These boots are made for walking, and that’s just what they’ll do
one of these days these boots are gonna walk all over you.

You keep playin’ where you shouldn’t be playin
and you keep thinkin’ that you?ll never get burnt.
Ha! I just found me a brand new box of matches yeah
and what he know you ain’t HAD time to learn.

Are you ready boots? Start walkin’!

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