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On Feminism
While watching Survivor:
Pup: WHAT? He said it’s his Dumb..
Me: (fills in the blank for her because she won’t say it) ass
Pup: alliance? Because they’re GIRLS? Like Girls are Dumb just because of our GENDER? Oh I hate that Russell!
Me: (…she used the word gender?! Who is this child?)
The Pup's New Toy.
…hold me. She’s bouncing off the walls of course. Pup: LOOK! Here’s how to put it together. Grab this, put it here. Me: wow. Detailed. How long did that take you to learn? Pup: twenty minutes! (she’s kidding, of course) Pup: Wanna know how to mouth it? Me: You already know how to be mouthy. […]
Here it is! The Survivor Premiere!
And you KNOW we’re having a watch party! As always, you can watch along with me here! Survivor Samoa Premiere!
On Driving:
The Boy: Where can I go for 1.5 hours before work? Me: I just activated your new bank card. Boy: To the store! Me: Grab some Toilet Paper? Boy: I won’t be your errand boy forever, you know. Me: Thus my taking advantage now. Boy: Alright. It’ll last about until I have to fill my […]
The Birds and the Bees…
One of my favorite shirts – and my kids favorite too – depicts a bird and a bee whispering, with the caption above their head saying “We do WHAT?!” It never fails to make my kids giggle, and I get a lot of snickering looks from folks when I parade it around town. Because, you […]
