{"id":1001,"date":"2007-03-19T22:27:34","date_gmt":"2007-03-20T07:27:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/2007\/03\/19\/shopping-list\/"},"modified":"2007-03-19T22:30:41","modified_gmt":"2007-03-20T07:30:41","slug":"shopping-list","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/2007\/03\/19\/shopping-list\/","title":{"rendered":"Shopping List."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve three pre\/teenage girls in my house at the moment. They asked if I would go to the store, and gave me the following shopping list.<\/p>\n<p>Something:<br \/>\nCrunchy,<br \/>\nSalty,<br \/>\nSweet,<br \/>\nSour,<br \/>\nFrozen,<br \/>\nWet.<\/p>\n<p>What? I understood that perfectly, didn&#8217;t you? They wanted:<\/p>\n<p>Chips (crunchy\/salty)<br \/>\nChocolate (sweet)<br \/>\nGummi bears and jolly ranchers (Sour)<br \/>\nIce Cream (Frozen)<br \/>\nMountain Dew (Wet)<\/p>\n<p>Duh. That and teenage chick flicks (John Tucker Must Die\/All you got\/Bring it on) and I was declared the BEST MOM EVER.<\/p>\n<p>And? I saved 15 bucks too, cuz it was all on sale. You may worship me now.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve three pre\/teenage girls in my house at the moment. They asked if I would go to the store, and gave me the following shopping list. Something: Crunchy, Salty, Sweet, Sour, Frozen, Wet. What? I understood that perfectly, didn&#8217;t you? They wanted: Chips (crunchy\/salty) Chocolate (sweet) Gummi bears and jolly ranchers (Sour) Ice Cream (Frozen) [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1001","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-myriad"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1001","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1001"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1001\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1001"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1001"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1001"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}