{"id":1028,"date":"2007-05-28T21:25:29","date_gmt":"2007-05-29T06:25:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/2007\/05\/28\/i-have-seen-the-future-and-i-is-skeered\/"},"modified":"2007-05-28T22:03:59","modified_gmt":"2007-05-29T07:03:59","slug":"i-have-seen-the-future-and-i-is-skeered","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/2007\/05\/28\/i-have-seen-the-future-and-i-is-skeered\/","title":{"rendered":"I have seen the future… and I is skeered!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Observe:<\/p>\n

\"future\"<\/a>\"future2\"<\/a><\/p>\n

They SWEAR that they only like each other as brother\/sister…. friends, that’s it. Honest.<\/p>\n

\"future3\"<\/a>\"future4\"<\/a>\"future5\"<\/a><\/p>\n

( He saw the camera – so did she. She hid. He ate it up. KILL ME NOW!)<\/p>\n

I’m skeered.<\/p>\n

Hold me.<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

PS: it’s that time of year again!<\/p>\n

\"07_Softball\"<\/a>\"07_Softball2\"<\/a><\/p>\n

Today’s first game of the season – won by forfiet. Heh. Mairiah WOULD have been playing 2nd base. And she’s learning to pitch this year. Pup has her first game tomorrow.<\/p>\n

SO yes, prepared to be bored by the tales of my kids and Little League. Assuming they don’t ban me for wanting to maim people. Heh.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Observe: They SWEAR that they only like each other as brother\/sister…. friends, that’s it. Honest. ( He saw the camera – so did she. She hid. He ate it up. KILL ME NOW!) I’m skeered. Hold me.   PS: it’s that time of year again! Today’s first game of the season – won by forfiet. […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1028","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-primaries-family"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1028","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1028"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1028\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1028"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1028"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1028"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}