{"id":1047,"date":"2007-07-21T01:02:24","date_gmt":"2007-07-21T10:02:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/2007\/07\/21\/so-boredom\/"},"modified":"2007-07-21T01:03:57","modified_gmt":"2007-07-21T10:03:57","slug":"so-boredom","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/2007\/07\/21\/so-boredom\/","title":{"rendered":"So &#8211; boredom&#8230;."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It happened again, clearly. (unless you&#8217;re on feeds &#8211; and then hello, new template!) I was bored and browsing and fell in LOVE with this template and it&#8217;s little slide-y posts and clean simple layout and the black! and green! and yeah. Hee.<\/p>\n<p>Let me know if you have any problems with it.<\/p>\n<p>In other news &#8211; don&#8217;t put bees in your eyes. They will sting your eyelid! and then this is what happens:<\/p>\n<p><a class=\"tt-flickr\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm2.static.flickr.com\/1210\/855125507_0690a2ce05_m.jpg\" alt=\"stupidbee_1\" border=\"0\" height=\"188\" width=\"240\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>And then you&#8217;ll be all sad, and stuff.  So. Word to the wise &#8211; no bees in your eyes. (no, she didn&#8217;t REALLY put the bee in her eye! GOSH!)<\/p>\n<p>Oh &#8211; and also? If you see this &#8220;who me?&#8221; face?<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/eclat\/855129909\/\" class=\"tt-flickr\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm2.static.flickr.com\/1387\/855129909_5c8d3d7da6_m.jpg\" alt=\"Wasn't me\" align=\"left\" border=\"0\" height=\"240\" width=\"191\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Don&#8217;t believe it either. He did TOO knock over your garbage can for the pizza bone. He did! I saw EVERYTHING. So there.<\/p>\n<p>And remind me to tell ya&#8217;ll the condom story. Later. It&#8217;s bedtime.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It happened again, clearly. (unless you&#8217;re on feeds &#8211; and then hello, new template!) I was bored and browsing and fell in LOVE with this template and it&#8217;s little slide-y posts and clean simple layout and the black! and green! and yeah. Hee. Let me know if you have any problems with it. In other [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1047","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-myriad"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1047","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1047"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1047\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1047"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1047"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1047"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}