{"id":1059,"date":"2007-10-01T13:34:28","date_gmt":"2007-10-01T22:34:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/2007\/10\/01\/i-had-a-dream\/"},"modified":"2007-10-01T13:34:28","modified_gmt":"2007-10-01T22:34:28","slug":"i-had-a-dream","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/2007\/10\/01\/i-had-a-dream\/","title":{"rendered":"I had a dream&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;well, more of a goal.<\/p>\n<p>You see, I&#8217;ve been writing for 451 Press for about 6 months now. I write for not one, not two, but THREE blogs for them. I had a monetary goal that I wanted to reach using the pay scale they had set up (40% of ad revenues). I knew that September was my last chance to make that goal, because they&#8217;re moving on to a bigger, better, more lucrative pay model &#8211; HURRAY! But I still wanted to reach that goal on the old model. I&#8217;d worked for SIX MONTHS to reach that goal. When I picked up the Big Brother Craze blog I knew it was within my reach. I knew I could do it. I was PUMPED! I KNEW I HAD IT MADE!<\/p>\n<p>I just got my revenue reports.<\/p>\n<p>I missed it.<\/p>\n<p>by TWO PENNIES.<\/p>\n<p>TWO!<\/p>\n<p>PENNIES!<\/p>\n<p>It kills me. KILLS ME. I was SO CLOSE! Forever I shall look at September and mutter &#8220;TWO! PENNIES!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Sigh. Making more money next month on the new model will be a good thing. But still, I shall forever bemoan being SO CLOSE to my goal, yet so very far&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>Harumph.<\/p>\n<p>Two. Pennies.<br \/>\n*groans*<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;well, more of a goal. You see, I&#8217;ve been writing for 451 Press for about 6 months now. I write for not one, not two, but THREE blogs for them. I had a monetary goal that I wanted to reach using the pay scale they had set up (40% of ad revenues). I knew that [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1059","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-myriad"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1059","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1059"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1059\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1059"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1059"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1059"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}