{"id":1080,"date":"2007-11-15T14:29:58","date_gmt":"2007-11-15T22:29:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/2007\/11\/15\/look-dooce\/"},"modified":"2007-11-15T14:29:58","modified_gmt":"2007-11-15T22:29:58","slug":"look-dooce","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/2007\/11\/15\/look-dooce\/","title":{"rendered":"Look Dooce!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I can put stuff on MAH DOGS HEAD too!<\/p>\n<p>The kids call it doggy torture &#8211; but I&#8217;m pretty sure that&#8217;s just because of what it is.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/eclat\/2035173793\/\" class=\"tt-flickr\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm3.static.flickr.com\/2328\/2035173793_a7b287fdf9.jpg\" alt=\"dogtorture\" border=\"0\" height=\"469\" width=\"400\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>As a result, we&#8217;ve seen a resurgence of the I Hate Barny songs, of course. And you didn&#8217;t know the dog could sing, huh? (tiddlyboomtish!)<\/p>\n<p>In other news &#8211; last night my keyboard quit working, my mouse quit working, and apparently Lola went on strike for a couple minutes. Fortunately, the situation was quickly resolved, without the need for picket signs and outside negotiators. Then my sink drain started to leak, and I discovered that though the kids cannot manage to place a wrapper in a garbage can that is within arms reach and instead pile them up on the counter, they CAN manage to wash a plastic knife and corndog sticks down the drain. The one without a disposal. Causing the pipe to pull away from the connection and me to have to get under there and attempt to fix it.<\/p>\n<p>Maybe\u00c2\u00a0 _I_ should go on strike&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I can put stuff on MAH DOGS HEAD too! The kids call it doggy torture &#8211; but I&#8217;m pretty sure that&#8217;s just because of what it is. As a result, we&#8217;ve seen a resurgence of the I Hate Barny songs, of course. And you didn&#8217;t know the dog could sing, huh? (tiddlyboomtish!) In other news [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1080","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-myriad"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1080","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1080"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1080\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1080"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1080"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1080"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}