{"id":109,"date":"2004-11-17T16:55:55","date_gmt":"2004-11-18T01:55:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/2004\/11\/17\/i-am-so-never-moving-to-new-zealand\/"},"modified":"2004-11-17T16:55:55","modified_gmt":"2004-11-18T01:55:55","slug":"i-am-so-never-moving-to-new-zealand","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/2004\/11\/17\/i-am-so-never-moving-to-new-zealand\/","title":{"rendered":"I am so never moving to New Zealand."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Just&#8230;. DUDE.  Just say no. Seriously.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/story.news.yahoo.com\/news?tmpl=story&#038;cid=573&#038;ncid=757&#038;e=1&#038;u=\/nm\/20041117\/od_nm\/odd_newzealand_puppy_dc\" target=\"_blank\"> Mom Breastfeeds Puppy to Protect Baby<\/a><\/p>\n<p>(link found via <a href=\"http:\/\/shenuts.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">SJ<\/a>)<\/p>\n<p>And is it wrong that I find this horribly funny?<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/story.news.yahoo.com\/news?tmpl=story&#038;cid=573&#038;ncid=757&#038;e=5&#038;u=\/nm\/20041117\/od_nm\/odd_tajikistan_monument_dc\" target=\"_blank\">&#8216;Eternal Life&#8217; Almost Kills Five<\/a><\/p>\n<p>*bwahahahhaha*<\/p>\n<p>OK. Back to work now. *chuckles*<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Just&#8230;. DUDE. Just say no. Seriously. Mom Breastfeeds Puppy to Protect Baby (link found via SJ) And is it wrong that I find this horribly funny? &#8216;Eternal Life&#8217; Almost Kills Five *bwahahahhaha* OK. Back to work now. *chuckles*<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-109","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-myriad"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/109","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=109"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/109\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=109"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=109"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=109"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}