{"id":1119,"date":"2008-01-05T22:02:48","date_gmt":"2008-01-06T06:02:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/2008\/01\/05\/it-was-all-his-idea-honest\/"},"modified":"2008-01-05T22:02:48","modified_gmt":"2008-01-06T06:02:48","slug":"it-was-all-his-idea-honest","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/2008\/01\/05\/it-was-all-his-idea-honest\/","title":{"rendered":"It was all his idea, HONEST!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Step one: Take massive amounts of hair to The HairCutters.<br \/>\n<center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm3.static.flickr.com\/2089\/2171190036_5a72b98be5_o.jpg\" alt=\"Step One\" \/><\/center><\/p>\n<p>Step Two: Laugh at mom as she almost cries a little bit, and steals a lock off the top of the pile of OMG SO MUCH HAIR to keep.<br \/>\n<center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm3.static.flickr.com\/2347\/2171166826_74b7bcf453_o.jpg\" alt=\"SOMUCHHAIR\" \/><\/center><\/p>\n<p>Step Three: Ruin Mom&#8217;s first picture of the new &#8216;do and laugh about it.<br \/>\n<center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm3.static.flickr.com\/2362\/2171166528_7cd38f6995_o.jpg\" alt=\"Snarl\" \/><\/center><\/p>\n<p>Step Four: Get THESE kind of reactions from the rest of the family&#8230;<br \/>\n<center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm3.static.flickr.com\/2354\/2170373103_ffac3d7327_o.jpg\" alt=\"SHOCK\" \/><\/center><\/p>\n<p>~~~<\/p>\n<p>Man. He looks like a totally different kid. *L* I&#8217;m not old enough to have such a grown up kid!!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Step one: Take massive amounts of hair to The HairCutters. Step Two: Laugh at mom as she almost cries a little bit, and steals a lock off the top of the pile of OMG SO MUCH HAIR to keep. Step Three: Ruin Mom&#8217;s first picture of the new &#8216;do and laugh about it. Step Four: [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1119","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-myriad"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1119","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1119"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1119\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1119"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1119"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1119"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}