My son has friends.
\nFriends who DRIVE.
\nFriends who drive CARS.
\nFriends who drive CARS that were parked in my driveway that I had to call the house and say “get the hell outa my parking spot, boyo!” so that I could pull into my driveway. <\/p>\n
Boys.
\nThat Drive.<\/p>\n
A boy who when they asked if they could walk into Holiday I said with a straight face “Why don’t you drive?”<\/p>\n
*blinks*
\nI am not OLD enough for this shit!<\/p>\n
So today, I am the cool mom. I can tell this because the Boy has a friend over (the afore mentioned driver of the El Camino in my driveway), and the Girl has THREE friends over, and also I have Buglet too. I went and got junk food to feed them with, thus cementing my “cool mom” status. <\/p>\n
I am, however, VERY lucky and grateful because my kids have GREAT friends. The core group of buddies they’ve chosen are all really good kids, and I don’t mind having them hanging around at all. <\/p>\n
Even if they’re old enough to drive.
\nEl Caminos.
\nAnd park them in my driveway.
\nWhich only reminds me that MY son will be 16 in a few weeks.<\/p>\n
*groans*<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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